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Hello, my name is Ball Sack. I live between your legs, right under some dickhead upstairs, and an asshole downstairs. Sometimes I get haircuts from you, sometimes you bang me into strange objects repeatedly, and sometimes you scratch me when I get itchy. Sometimes I get a kiss from a beautiful lady, sometimes I get slobbered on by a fat troll. At times, it gets cold outside and I shrivel up. Other days, it gets really hot and I sag, sometimes developing a rash. Doctor's occasionally check me for strange conditions. Please take good care of me, because after all, I do hold your family jewels safe day after day. I am your Ball Sack, and this is my life.