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My dogs name is Mac. Just like a bigmac, because hes really big and smells good. Lol. He loved to bark and eat chocolate. I came home late from work and noticed that i forgot to take the chocolate away from him before i left, and guess what? He shit everywhere in his kennel. I felt so bad for him. So i let him outside in the yard so he could shit some more and play in the grass, well he didn't shit. So then my mom called me into the house to pack a blunt for her since she doesn't know how, so i did, and once i came back outside, you will never believe it, Mac shit in the neighbors yard. My mom always told me, make sure you clean up his shit, but i didn't because that is gross. Do you clean up your own shit. No, you leave it and flush it. LMFAO. so i left there in the neighbors yard. But then my mom came outside with her big blunt i packed and she said, YOU BETTER CLEAN UP THAT SHIT BEFORE THE NEIGHBOR SEES! i said nah mom chill, you're just a little high, go back inside. So she did.Then i noticed my mom dropped her weed on the step on accident while going back inside. As soon as i blinked, i noticed Mac ATE A LITTLE NUG OF WEED. He was super high. I got scared and looked around, and i saw a cop coming down the road. He must have noticed i was acting a little nervous while he was going for a cruise, so he stopped. I froze, hoping he did not see the rest of the weed sitting on the step. But the first thing he did was go over to the step and say, What is that? I said, nothing. He said clearly it is something. He grabbed the bag, turned his back on me, paged his buddies quietly, i knew right then i was going to be arrested, because you now, weed is such a BAD BAD drug god forbid if a cop sees weed on you, you will go to jail for life. The first thing i thought of is, what am i gonna do with the dog. I cant tell the cop my mom is home because she is sitting on the couch laughing at the ceiling fan because she is so high. But all of a sudden, the cop and his 2 other buddies drove up, took me behind the house, which i assumed to talk to me in private about how i am going to be serving life in prison because god forbid i smoked a plant god created for all of us, but instead they all smiled at me and one cop took out a bong out of his jacket, the other took out blunt paper, and the cop that stopped to talk to me, pulled the weed out of his pocket, and said fuck the rest of the police, lets all get high. LMFAO. so we did, we all got stoned. next thing i know its night time,. the 3 cops fell asleep next to my bushes because they were so high, and so i got up and mac and i went back into the house and cuddled in my bed and slept really good. the end!
moral of the story is: my dog is the shit, and not all cops are bad, and just a little bit of weed is not gonna hurt you. so lets LEGALIZE IT!
my names Alicia and i APPROVE this message.