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What do you call a fish without an eye? "fsh" What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick. I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting! If we start telling people the brain is an app, will they start using it? Waking up this morning was an eye-opening experience. Ever had that awkward moment when you're in a meeting and your stomach decides to sound like a dying whale? I like to finish other people's sentences because... my version is better. For people who write "u" instead of "you"; what do you do with all the time you save? Hey, keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.