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I was once a poor black child who roamed the countryside and didn't really have any ambition, but then I saw a dragon and bought a giant sword so I stabbed the dragon in the eye and it cried out Ouch, but I didn't hold back and stabbed him again and he cried again so I stopped and asked him why it hurt to be stabbed and he said that he was just suffering from an STD because the whore dragons are pretty but unclean and I thought to myself that maybe if we made healthcare more expensive then maybe the dragon whores could get health insurance even though they couldn't afford it and then he could go dragon whoring and not have to worry about rashes or parasites crawling around on his nether regions which would be pretty uncomfortable and then I wouldn't have to go around stabbing dragons in the eye because they'd be much more gentle and maybe I could market a dragon petting zoo where little kids could pet the dragons and feel all good about themselves and get a participation trophy and maybe a snow cone filled with yellow snow even though I'll try and not tell them where the yellow snow cones come from.