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Morty, you got to- come on. Y-you got to come with me.
Ugh, what Rick? What's going on?
I got a surprise for you, Morty.
It's the middle of the night. What are you talking about?
Come on I got a surprise for you. Come on hurry up. Got to get up. Got to go.
Ow! Ow! You're tugging me too hard.
Got to get outta here. Come on. I got a surprise for you, Morty.
What do you- what do you think of this f-flying vehicle, Morty? I built it out of stuff I found in the garage.
Yeah, Rick, it's... it's great. Is this the surprise?
M-Morty, I had to... I had to do... I had to... I had to... I had to... I had to make a bomb, Morty. I had to create a bomb.
What?! A bomb?!
We're gonna drop it down there just...
Ohhh... hooh... hooh...
Get a whole fresh start, Morty. Create a whole fresh start.
Th-th-th-that's absolutely crazy!
Come on, Morty. Just take it easy, Morty. It's gonna be good. Right now, we're gonna go pick up your little friend Jessica.
Jessica? From my math class?
When I drop the bomb, I don't... you know, I want you to have somebody, you know... I want you to have the thing... I'm gonna make it like a new Adam and Eve. And you're gonna be Adam.
Hooh...
And Jessica's gonna be Eve.
W-w-wha-
And so that's the surprise, Morty.
No, you can't! J-Jessica doesn't even know I exist! But... but... but... but forget about that because, you can't blow up humanity.
I-I get what you're trying to say, M-Morty. Listen, I'm not... you don't... y-y-you don't got to worry about me trying to fool around with... with Jessica or mess around with Jessica or anything. I'm... I'm not that kind of guy, Morty.
What are you talking about, Rick?
You... you... you don't have to worry about me getting with Jessica or anything. She... she... she... she... she's all for you, Morty.
I don't care about Jessica! Y-y-y-y-
You know what, Morty? You're right. Let's forget the girl altogether. She... she's probably nothing but trouble, anyways.
Arming Neutrino bomb.
That's it... that's it, Rick. I'm taking the wheel.
Get off... get off of me, Morty! Come on!
I'm taking charge of this situation, buddy.
W-what's gotten into you?
I'm... I'm... I'm pooped... I'm... I'm-
If you like her so much why don't you marry her-
I'm not gonna stand around like some sort of dumb... dumb-
What are you, crazy?
Person and just let you blow up the whole world.
All right, all- all right, all right, Morty. All right, all right. I'll... I'll land. I'll land. I'll land. I'll land the thing. I'll land the thing. Big tough guy all of a sudden.
We'll park it right here, Morty. Right here on the s-side of the r-road here.
Oh, thank God.
You know what? That was all a test, Morty. Just an elaborate... test to make you more assertive.
It was?
Sure, why not. I don't... I don't know. Y-you know what, Mo-
Neutrino bomb armed
Um...