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Reports are in of a spate of house intrusions which have been recurring annually for some time and span the globe. Citizens are advised to remain vigilant. The suspect in question is said to be an elderly male of average height, corpulent constitution, rubicund visage and hoary chinned. The suspect has been spotted atop of houses - presumably seeking entrance through chimneys - whilst carrying a large sack and in possession of several large animals. Despite his sanguine disposition and propensity for laughter, it is recommended that you do not approach. We urge you to lock up all liquor, for he is a perennial imbiber of sherry with a taste for mince pies, and remain indoors. If sighted, please contact your local police force.