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What has the world come to? We're now told that we're unable to sully fellow traveller's journeys with our quixotry. Maybe some of us enjoy the strident squawks emanating from the maw's of our fellow passenger's pets. Who hasn't taken a long-haul flight and not lamented the absence of excrement bedaubing our seats, or the dearth of animal attacks which enliven those dreary hours on-board a plane. Alas, I suppose now I'll have to travel without my diarrhoetic hippo.