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JosephAggarwal
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When the oldest living person was born, they had an entirely different set of people on the planet with them. The question "Where are you?" has only recently become commonplace in conversation. Before the internet and mobile phones the only way you could speak to someone was if you knew where they were. Sharks have been around for longer than trees. I know you don't believe that one so go look it up after you're done here. You were once the youngest person in existence. 50% of human DNA is shared with a banana. Every single cell in your body is replaced at least once within a 7 year cycle, so what is the definition of you? The you sitting here now, or the skin flakes on your pillow and the hair clogging up your shower drain? If you drilled a hole through the centre of the earth and jumped into it, it would take you 42 minutes to reach the other side. If you add up the total amount of hours that World of Warcraft players have played the game, it comes out to over 6 million years...
A moment of silence for that last one please.