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The spelling of English words is archaic, it's confusing, it's need lessly complicated and if you have a sense of humour, it's down right comical. In fact, any insulting epithet you might wish to level against our weird methods of putting letters together ti form words would probably be justified - but it's our spelling, and we're stick with it.
Many years ago, the Irish playwright George Bernard Shaw offered a dramatic proposal for reducing England's taxes. Just eliminate unnecessary letters from our unwieldy spelling, he said, and you'll save enough money in paper and printing to cut everyone's tax rate in half. Maybe it would work, but it's never to put the test and the way things look now, it never will be. Current practice more and more holds spelling exactly where it is, bad thouhgh it may be. It is a scientific alw of language that if enough people make a 'mistake', the 'mistake' becomes acceptable usage. That law applies to pronunciation, to grammar, to word meanings, but not spelling. May be it's because of our misbegotten faith in, and worship of, the printed word maybe - it's because written language tends to be relatively static, while spoken language constantly changes. Whatever teh cause, spelling today successfully resists every logical effort at reform. 'English spelling', said the American Sociologist and economists Thorstein Veblen, satisfies all the requrements of the canons of reputability under the law of conspicuous waste. It is archaic, cumbrous, and ineffective' Perfectly true. Notwithstanding, it's here to stay.