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One day, in an old shack which kept a hunter from being frostbitten by the blizzard happening from outside his shack had became something far worse than he imagined...
The hunter caught fish. and many other animals every summer before winter would hit. Winter came late, and he didn't have enough time to pack up stuff to keep inside, so he grabbed what he could get and ran inside his house as a huge blizzard came towards him. "CRIKEY." The man said while rushing into his house. He slams the door behind him and felt his house shaking as he barely escaped with his life. "This is not helping my kidneys at all." Said the man because the house shaking had a effect on his piss pouches. As the storm is raging on, the man somehow finds sleep as the house still is shaking like the bed was when he was alone with your mother.
*The next day*
The hunter opens the door and suddenly a pack of anti-vaxxers appear of the mist... "VACCINES CAUSE CANINE AUTISM FOR DOGS." One of the morons replied. The hunter knew what to do, he sent them to a (special) city where everybody is a anti-vaxxer with a population of 1500... Scratch that, 1499, someone just died of the flu.
Moral of the story, vaccinate your kids and pets or suffer a (Preventable illness) because you didn't vax.
This is just a joke but you should seriously vax.