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Dear comrade! We have a problem: we're out of vodka. Let's mount our bear and ride to nearest shop. This is required, because as car needs fuel, we Russians need vodka. What do you mean the bear is sleeping? Take my balalaika and wake him up! In our Mother Russia, it's not bears disturbing people, it's people disturbing bears.
We have plan B also: I have some beer. Well, it's not as good option as some home-brewed booze, but it's at least something, right? Hurry comrade, or we'll be late for party meeting, we have very important communist questions to be considered today. We should be on the same wave as everyone else there, or we will not understand what they are talking about. We shouldn't be sober like that sad dude Ivan! After what he said, Stalin executed half of our party.