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Hello, my name is Bjoern, I live in europe and I like to type a lot. I'm sorry if this text doesn't have good grammar. So anyways, this might sound weird, but I like to take normal events and extend them a lot by just, well, putting in a lot more advanced words than needed. So here we go:
Man eats a pizza.
A man once walked into a restaurant. He was very hungry and waited a long time for the waiter to come. Once they arrived, they gave him the menu. He looked through and he quickly came to a decision: pizza. So the waiter took away the menu and went back to work. He waited again. He was also very impatient. Finally, the pizza had come. He very excitedly took a bite, only to realise it was piping hot. The pain was unbearable. He remembered that one time in his biology lesson, that the human body wasn't made to consume very hot things. He also didn't want to get burns and be in discomfort for the next few weeks. He was flopping around but couldn't find anything to cool it down. "What can I do?!", he thought to himself. The waiters became concerned and asked him if anything was wrong but he couldn't answer. He pointed to his mouth but they just couldn't understand. He kept flailing around until he had one last option: to swallow it. And so he did, only to find out that it was even more painful. It felt like Slo-mo and the burning was unbearable. As the piece of pizza was making it's way down his throat he could feel it bouncing around with that piping hot cheese touching his insides. His eyes felt like they were gonna pop out, but thankfully they didn't. He was hoping that it would all end and it did! The pizza went down his throat and he continued to whine because of the burning. Eventually the pain stopped and there were no serious burns. He still had some discomfort after that, but all was good. He swore to never eat pizza again for a very long time.