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Thou crusher of dreams, thou destroyer of happiness. Cruelty and misery, thy name is mornings. Grief and anguish, thy name is alarm clock. Oh, how thou shalt mourn the day you were born, Eugene Fitch and Levi Hutchins, inventors of the dreaded alarm clock. Oh, how thou wouldest weep for the misery thou hast caused to befall millions!
Your invention has interrupted countless dreams. Your alarm clocks have blasted on days when the people could have been resting in the early mornings, on the days they needed sleep, and when the people have relied on you to bid them rise, you abandon them on the most unfortunate of days. I curse thee with all the energies in my very soul. Thou art a most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, and the owner of no one good quality. Oh, Mornings how I despise thee!