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Hey dude, you missed a spot.
I got it! Just a little sodium chloride!
Actually dude, it's salt.
That's what I said! Sodium chloride!
Uh dude, that would be salt.
That's what I said!
No dude. You said "sodium chloride". Yes, it's the same as salt. But you could have just said "salt" instead. Everyone in this town knows you're a boy genius, dude. You don't need to say overly large words to sound more intelligent. The fact of the matter is, that nobody cares how smart you are. If anything, calling simplistic objects by their scientific names ironically makes you seem less intelligent and more pompous. I know you're smart enough to be better than this.