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Baby, your da-da loves you, and I'm gonna always be here for you, no matter what happens. You're all I got in this world. I would never give you up for nothing. Nobody in this world is ever gonna keep you from me. I love you. Come on, Hai-Hai, we're going to the beach. Grab a couple of toys, and let dada strap you in the car seat. Where's mama? She's taking a little nap in the trunk. Oh, that smell, dada must've runned over a skunk. Now, I know what you're thinking it's kind of late to go swimmin', but chu you know your mama: she's one of those type of women that do crazy things, and if she don't get her way she'll throw a fit. Don't play with dadas toy knife, honey, let go of it. And don't look so upset. Why'd you acting bashful? Don't you wanna help dada build a sand castle? And mama said she wants to show you how far she can float. And don't worry about that little boo-boo on her throat. It's just a little scratch, it don't hurt. Her was eating dinner while you were sleepin' and spilled ketch-up on her shirt. Mama's messy, ain't she? We'll let her wash of it the water, and me you can play by ourselves, can't we?
See, honey, there's a place called heaven, and a place called hell, a place called prison, and a place called jail. And dada's probably on his way to all of them, except one. Cause mama's got a new husband and a step-son. And you don't want a brother, do ya? Maybe when you're old enough to understand
a little better, maybe, i'll explain it to ya. For now we'll say mama was real, real bad. And was being mean to dad and mad him real, real mad. But I still feel sad that I put her on time-out. Sit back in your chair, honey, quit trying to climb out. I told you it's okay, Hai-Hai, want a ba-ba? Take a night-night? Nan-a-boo? Goo-goo ga-ga? Her make poo-poo ca-ca? Dada change your diety. Clean the baby up, so her can take a nighty-nighty. And dada wake her up as soon as we get the border. 97' Bonnie and Clyde. Me and my daughter.
Wake up, sleepy-head. We're here. Before we pray, we're gonna take mommy for a little walk along the pier. Baby, don't cry. Honey, don't get the wrong idea. Mama's too sleepy to hear you screaming in her ear, that's why you can't get her awake. But don't worry, dada made a nice bed for mommy at the bottom of the lake. Here, you wanna help dada tie a rope around this rock? We'll tie it to her footsie, then we'll roll her off the dock. Ready now? Here we go, on the count of 3. 1, 2, 3. Whee! There goes mama splashing in the water. No more fighting with dad. No more restraining order. No more step-dada. No more new brother. Blow her kisses bye-bye. Tell mama you love her. We'll go play in the sand. Build a castle and junk, but first, just help dad with two more things out the trunk.
Just me and you baby, that's all we need in this world. Just me and you. Dada will always be here for you. Dada's always gonna love you, remember that. If you ever need me, I'm gonna always be here for you. If you every need anything, just ask. Dada will be right there, cause dada loves you. I love you, baby.