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You fellow typists have probably heard of the pink ping pong balls quote, it begins like this: "1.a) [MAN] A man ordered 2,000 drums of pink ping pong balls in Paris, France. Each drum contained..."(etc.) Well, it ends with a question, why did the man spend $240,000 on 200,000 pink ping pong balls? How could he afford to spend that much? What was he going to do with them? If you are 1 of his 7 friends, get ready for the answer! This man had 200,001 dark green baseballs. He decided to sell them. In total he made $240,933(what a big amount!). He then decided to make a pink ping pong ball machine that went on for a very long time. He made little * snowflake, $ dollar, % percent, and @ at signs on the machine. It took him almost 3.141592653589793238462643 decades just to finish the machine! He was cursing [*$&#@(&#*!@)(#] the whole time. But alas, he finished. Then, he made $240,934 from everyone paying to see the machine, which was used as his funeral money. His 7 friends would now know why the man spent $240,000 on 200,000 pink ping pong balls, and so will you.