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XyZ BqPz?! "BY THE WAY," yelled Professor Q. BAXTER, "WHY is the XQ-27 prototype buzzing?! Quick-grab the blue box, zip the black bag, and bring me my PB&J!!!"
"Wait... WHAT?!" replied Yzabella. "You expect ME to fix the PXQ-ZYB engine at 3:47 A.M.?! Absolutely bizarre."
BZZZT! The projector flashed:
"WARNING: PQXZ-9000 SYSTEM FAILURE."
"REBOOT? Y/N"
"ERROR CODE: BXQ-77-ZP!"
"Okay," sighed Xavier, "maybe pressing every button labeled 'DO NOT PUSH' was a bad idea..."
"Ya THINK?!" barked QB. "Look at this mess: boxes, pizzas, buzzers, batteries, broken zippers, and fifty-six buzzing drones!!!"
Meanwhile, outside...
BOOM!
CRASH!
BZZZZZZZZT!
"Xylophones? Zebras? BANANAS?!" shouted Beatrix. "WHY are there zebras in the laboratory?!"
Nobody answered.
Only the machine remained, blinking ominously:
"PXQBZYX.EXE has stopped working."