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The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli. I got about fifty-feet out and then suddenly the great beast appeared before me. I tell you he was ten stories high if he was a foot. As if sensing my presence he let out a great bellow. I said, "Easy big fella!" And then as I watched him struggling I realized that something was obstructing its breathing. From where I was standing I could see directly into the eye of the great fish!
Then, from out of nowhere, a huge tidal wave lifted me, tossed me like a cork and I found myself right on top of him, face to face with the blowhole. I could barely see from waves crashing down upon me but, I knew something was there, so I reached my hand in, felt around and pulled out the obstruction! (Golf ball)