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Ice Nine Kills - Merry Axe-Mas

created Oct 13th 2018, 12:30 by HydroDrop


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If you meet Santa Clause tonight boy
 You better run for your life
 
 T'was the night before Christmas
 Was just five years old
 My parents were butchered
 In the blistering cold
 He seemed jolly at first
 In his suit stained with red
 He let out a laugh
 But then left us for dead
 
 That scene
 So vicious
 Taught me the meaning of Christmas
 Punish the wicked
 Don't ask for Santa's forgiveness
 
 You will believe in me
 Slaughtered under the tree
 Don't believe a witness
 So much for a Merry Christmas
 Now Santa's claws are out
 The sinners scream and shout
 Made sure the noose is yule-tide tight
 So much for a silent night
 A silent night
 
 T'was just three years later
 Now orphaned and bruised
 When the hands of the holy inflicted abuse
 Tied down and lashed
 Singled out from the pack
 Took my season's beatings
 Now it's time to give back
 
 That scene
 So vicious
 Taught me the meaning of Christmas
 Punish the wicked
 Don't ask for Santa's forgiveness
 
 You will believe in me
 Slaughtered under the tree
 Don't believe a witness
 So much for a Merry Christmas
 Now Santa's claws are out
 The sinners scream and shout
 Made sure the noose is yule-tide tight
 So much for a silent night
 A silent night
 
 So now I'm slashing through the snow
 And the hearse is on its way
 With the mistletoe tags
 Thank God it's Christmas day
 
 I'm making my list
 You're a slave to your vice
 So I'm gonna find out who's naughty or nice
 It's time to wreck the halls
 Let nothing you dismay
 Santa's taking out the trash
 IT'S FUCKING GARBAGE DAY!
 Taking out the trash
 Garbage day is today
 Taking out the trash
 Garbage day is today
 
 You will believe in me
 Slaughtered under the tree
 Don't believe a witness
 So much for a Merry Christmas
 Now Santa's claws are out
 The sinners scream and shout
 Made sure the noose is yule-tide tight
 So much for a silent night
 A silent night
 
 Fa-la-la-la-la
 Feliz navi-dead!  
 

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