There once was a boy named Harry destined to be a star, his parents were killed by Voldemort who gave him a lightning scar Harry goes to Hogwarts he meets Ron and Hermione, McGonagall requires he play for Gryffindor, Draco is a daddy's boy, Quirrell becomes unemployed, the Philosopher's stone is destroyed by Dumbledore Ron breaks his wand now Ginny's gone and Harry's in mortal danger Tom Riddle hides his snake inside, inside of his Secret Chamber Harry blows up Aunt Marge, the dementors come and take charge, Lupin is a wolf the rat's a man and the prisoner is at large The use time travel so they can free the prisoner of Azkaban, who just happens to be Harry's godfather, I don't really get it either Harry gets put in the Triwizard tournament with dragons and mermaid oh no Edward Cullen gets slayed he's back Harry Harry, it's getting scary Voldemort's back it's a start of a revolutionary, Dumbledore Dumbledore why is he ignoring your constant attempts to contact him, he is forced to leave the school, Umbridge arrives Draco's a tool, kids break into the ministry Sirius Black is as dead as can be Split your soul, seven parts of a whole, they're Horcruxes, it's Dumbledore's end There once was a boy named Harry who constantly conquered death, but in one final battle between good and bad, he may take his final breath.