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created Jan 27th 2015, 16:08 by PatrickArmistead
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Yesterday, I took a walk in the park. I do this from time to time to blow off steam from a long stressful day. However, this walk was much different than my usual walk through the park. Let me tell you about it.
I first noticed that things were different when, instead of people walking their dogs, the people were wearing collars, and the dogs were walking upright with the leash firmly in their paws. This was quite odd indeed. As I continued down the walking path, I noticed a group of birds perched on a park bench. This wouldn't have been so odd, except the people directly across the path were perched in the trees. This was also quite odd indeed. I continued down the walking path, quite perplexed I may add, when I noticed a rather large fish lying on the bank of the pond with a fishing pole. "Now who would leave such a monstrous catch just lying next to the pond?” I exclaimed. Rather surprised, the fish turned to me and said, "Who are you calling 'monstrous' buddy?"
Needless to say, yesterday I took a run from the park!
I first noticed that things were different when, instead of people walking their dogs, the people were wearing collars, and the dogs were walking upright with the leash firmly in their paws. This was quite odd indeed. As I continued down the walking path, I noticed a group of birds perched on a park bench. This wouldn't have been so odd, except the people directly across the path were perched in the trees. This was also quite odd indeed. I continued down the walking path, quite perplexed I may add, when I noticed a rather large fish lying on the bank of the pond with a fishing pole. "Now who would leave such a monstrous catch just lying next to the pond?” I exclaimed. Rather surprised, the fish turned to me and said, "Who are you calling 'monstrous' buddy?"
Needless to say, yesterday I took a run from the park!
