What makes me a good Demoman? If i were a bad Demoman, i wouldn't be sittin' here discussin' it with ya now would i? Let's do it! Not one of ya's gonna survive this. One crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium chloride, one errand twitch... and KABLOOIE! I've got a manky eye. I'm a black, Scottish cyclops. They've got more fecking sea monsters in the great Lochett Ness than they've got the likes of me. So... T'all you fine dandies so proud, so cocksure. Prancin' aboot with your heads full of eyeballs! Come and get me i say! I'll be waiting on ya with the whiff of the ol' brimstone. I'm a grim bloody fable... With an unhappy bloody end! Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together... IN HELL!