Frustrated person in lip gloss, possibly during the 2011 Norwegian butter crisis, in a thick Norwegian accent: [holding up a container labelled "Bremykt"] Do you know what this is? :) This is a traditional. Box of Norwegian butter. Let's look inside. [opens Bremykt, there is barely any left] [begins to pause for an angry smile at the end of every sentence] It's hardly empty. Do you know what's approaching? Xmas is approach- approach-...approaching. How do you think we feel? Do you know what the national Xmas cake in Norway is? [scoff] It's something called Lussekatter. P-"pussycats" in English. Do you know what the main ingredients in the L- Euh- Uh- in...Lussekatter is?! [shaking container] Butter! [opens container] Do you think this is enough for all the Xmas cakes I was gonna make in...euhh... Xmas?! NO! So ***** you. Americaaaaahn. [adjusts bang] ssss. [pause] people! Because. You don't know how it feels. Mmbeing without butter in Xmas time! And I ask again, what if it was you?! [pause while blinking into camera, scoffs] who didn't have butteur? Would you go ask the neighbor? Oh no, that's right! The neighbor doesn't have butter either! Nobody in the whole wide ******** country has butteur! [pauses to stare at camera, huffs angrily and adjusts bang] I will come to you house. I will GO to you frisherator. Fre- Fridge-... Your Fridgeator. I will TAKE your butter out of your fridge. I will EAT the butter. In FRONT of YOU and your family's EYES! [Nodding] And I'm...I FORCE you to watch me, while I eat all your butteur. That you were gonna have at Xmas eve......ning. You will beg and cry and say, "No! Don't eat all our butteur! We need for Xmas!" I will say, "Haha! Not my PROBLEM!" [adjusts bang, head shaking] I take the empty bottle I will throw it down the...stairway! I will go home! [nods]