there once was a boy named harry destined to be a star his parents were killed by voldemort who gave him a lightning scar yo harry youre a wizard harry goes to hogwarts he meets ron and hermione mcgonagall requires he play for gryffindor draco is a daddys boy quirrell becomes unemployed the sorcerers stone is destroyed by dumbledore ron breaks his wand now ginnys gone and harrys in mortal danger tom riddle hides his snake inside his ginormous secret chamber harry blows up aunt marge the dementors come and take charge lupin is a wolf the rats a man and now the prisoner is at large they use time travel so they can save the prisoner of azkaban who just so happens to be harrys godfather i dont really get it either harry gets put in the triwizard tournament with dragons and mermaids oh no edward cullen gets slayed hes back harry harry its getting scary voldemorts back and you are a revolutionary harry dumbledore, dumbledore why is he ignoring your constant attempts to contact him he is forced to leave the school umbridge arrives, dracos a tool kids break into the ministry sirius black is dead as can be oh split your soul seven parts of a whole theyre horcruxes its dumbledores end there once was a boy named Harry who constantly conquered death but in one final duel between good and bad he may take his final breath