What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? "Beat it. We're closed" What did one butt cheek say to the other? "Together we can stop this shit" What does one boob say to the other boob? "If we don't get support, people will think we're nuts" What is the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A man will actually search for a golf ball How do you spot a blind man on a nude beach? It's not hard How is life like toilet paper? You're either on a roll or taking shit from someone