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Nice cock, bro

created Nov 19th 2020, 19:26 by S0uth


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Nice cock, bro.
Sorry I mean nice rooster, bro. I am aware of the derogatory connotations associated with the word "cock" due to its widespread usage in popular culture colloquialisms and I apologize for my vulgar language. I am still trying to get the hang of English, as it is my second language and I am an immigrant from Japan. English is very challenging to learn as it is so different from my native language, but it is very rewarding and I hope to get better at it! I'm so glad that I have so many nice friends here like you, who are very patient and understanding of my nascent English skills.
Anyways your rooster has a very good head-to-body ratio. It has a rectangular torso carried horizontally which is rather long, deep, and moderately wide; a rather good shape to have for Dorking chickens. I just weighed your rooster and he has an appropriate weight for his age. Also, your rooster was very friendly and unaggressive when I picked him up to weigh him. I can tell he has a nice personality; he won't be attacking your children or become a nuisance when you try to handle him. Overall, this is without a doubt a top-quality rooster!

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