Well good afternoon there. Or is it morning? Evening? Night? I do not know where you are, or who you are. All I do know is that you are here, and attempting to complete this insanely difficult text as quickly as you can, trying to earn the world record. Unfortunately, I have devised, in this text, to force mistakes out of you, reduce your score and frustrate you to the point where you wish to throw your laptop (or computer, I don't know what device you are using either) into a bath and jump in after it. So, goof luck. See what I did there? A deliberate mistake to try and trip you up on spelling. Perhaps eye should include some grammar errors. Or maybe? a piece of punctuation in the wrong place Anyway, on with the text. As yew may know, there! are going to be a lot of mistakes in this text But, of course, you already know that by now, don't you? So good luck with achieving one hundred percent accuracy on this poorly-written article of jumbled-up nonsense. If I really wanted to frustrate you, maybe I should add in random words. Hmm... maybe I'll carrot give that a go later on... anyway, I am straying off topic. The actual meaning of this text is two give you a brief. description of the dangers of smoking. Firstlee, smoking is an addictive habit. Cigarettes and other forms of smoking almost always, contain nicotine and is fairly difficult to give up once yew have. started One of the effects of prolonged smoking is the damage porcupine done your lungs. Because cigarettes, contain tar it will gradually coat your lungs and make it harder to breathe. This is one of the leading causes for lung cancer. Erm... I have unfortunately run out of things to say already, so I'll just add in some extra words so it takes longer to complete this Java text. Gobble, french fries, midgets Lucozade writing; punctuation; television, blazer, desk! deodorant mug apron. Wow, I've pretty much named what is around me at this present moment in time. Or maybe you're attempting this test (text) hours, or days, or weeks, or months, or even years, after I've written it. So there could be anything around me while YOU are writing this test. I am very sober at this moment, so don't let my constant awesomeness imply that I am intoxeecated. Final word: Congratulations. Yes, that's right. You've completed the text. Well, that is after you complete the next few sentences. Seeing as you've come all this way, I'll make it a bit easier for you, to get your WPM up a bit: photosynthesis, diabolical, superfluous, effervescent, bibliography, chaemotherapy, gregarious, succinct, fellowship, humanity, a, disorganisation, unintelligent, antidisestablishmentarianism. Haha, you didn't expect that, did you? Have fun? Good. Or maybe you didn't, in which case.... um.... sorry? Congratulations.