You wanna know how I got these scars? Hey. Come here. Look at me. So I had a wife, beautiful, like you... who tells me that I worry too much who tells me I ought to smile moar... who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks... One day THEY carve her face... m....m-we don't have money for surgery SHE CAN'T TAKE IT....... I just want her to smile again....... I just want her to know that I don't care about the SCARS! SO, I stick a razor in my mouth and do this --(clicks)----%ke---- to my-self, and you wannta know what?!....... SHE CAN'T STAND THE SITE OF ME! She leaves.... mu-hu... now I see the funny side (clicks) now I'm all ways smiling). HO- woh- you've got a little fight in you..... I like that.