Yo, your honor, peep this: my client's innocent, straight up. The prosecution's got no receipts, just cap. We're talking major facts here. You gotta drop this case like a hot potato. Alright, witness, spill the tea. You're saying my client was at the scene? Bet. But how can you be so sure, tho? Your memory ain't all that, fam. Maybe you're just trynna flex for the court.