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Eminem - Houdini (3rd verse)
created Jun 25th 2024, 08:13 by Makarima
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So how many little kids still wanna act like me?
I'm a bigger prick than cacti be
And that's why these words sting just like you were being attacked by bees
In the coupe, leaning back my seat
Bumpin' R. Kelly's favorite group, the black guy pees
In my Air Max 90s, white Ts, walkin' parental advisory
My transgender cat's Siamese, identifies as black but acts Chinese
Like a motherfuckin' Hacky Sack, I treat the whole world 'cause I got it at my feet
How can I explain to you that even myself I'm a danger to?
I hop on tracks like a kangaroo and say a few things or two to anger you
But fuck that, if I think that shit, I'ma say that shit
Cancel me, what? Okay, that's it
Go ahead, Paul, quit, snake-ass prick
You male cross dresser, fake-ass bitch
And I'll probably get shit for that, but you can all suck my dick, in fact
Fuck them, fuck Dre, fuck Jimmy, fuck me, fuck you, fuck my own kids, they're brats
They can screw off, them and you all
You too, Paul, got two balls, big as RuPaul's
What you thought you saw ain't what you saw
'Cause you're never gon' see me caught sleepin' and see the kidnappin' never did happen
Like Sherri Papini, Harry Houdini, I vanish into the thin air as I'm leavin' like
Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick)
I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh
Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick)
Just like that and I'm back, bro
I'm a bigger prick than cacti be
And that's why these words sting just like you were being attacked by bees
In the coupe, leaning back my seat
Bumpin' R. Kelly's favorite group, the black guy pees
In my Air Max 90s, white Ts, walkin' parental advisory
My transgender cat's Siamese, identifies as black but acts Chinese
Like a motherfuckin' Hacky Sack, I treat the whole world 'cause I got it at my feet
How can I explain to you that even myself I'm a danger to?
I hop on tracks like a kangaroo and say a few things or two to anger you
But fuck that, if I think that shit, I'ma say that shit
Cancel me, what? Okay, that's it
Go ahead, Paul, quit, snake-ass prick
You male cross dresser, fake-ass bitch
And I'll probably get shit for that, but you can all suck my dick, in fact
Fuck them, fuck Dre, fuck Jimmy, fuck me, fuck you, fuck my own kids, they're brats
They can screw off, them and you all
You too, Paul, got two balls, big as RuPaul's
What you thought you saw ain't what you saw
'Cause you're never gon' see me caught sleepin' and see the kidnappin' never did happen
Like Sherri Papini, Harry Houdini, I vanish into the thin air as I'm leavin' like
Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick)
I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh
Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick)
Just like that and I'm back, bro
