Alright, so to the fellow who got 4 minutes in my last challenge, you're an absolute legend, my congratulations to you. Praise aside, let's begin. So if you've been following the last few days, you should know that I do these quite harshly, but enough chit-chat. I promised you a challenge so try this one of for size: When I was younger I was terrified of jail. The sheer thought of the cold dungeons, nasty men and women staring at you, deciding if they should stab you now or later, the rough fights and the cafeteria wars over the only seat that wasn't damaged. I always believed that el casa de death was the worst of them all. Now I'm here. Behind the bars, for a crime I didn't commit. The bars strong, but cold as ice itself. The inmates staring at me as I walked in for apparently robbing Mr. Unties. I now realized that all of my fears came alive. My "roommate" was named Johnny, he was in for killing 7 people, 3 of which, under 5 years old. Sweat dripped down my face as he gave his cold hard stare into my eyes. I had never felt so much terror in my life. Spanish were known to be especially brutal when it came to murder and other crimes alike. I did not want to find out about that anytime soon and I thought that I was not in for a good time as I sat here in this cage and treated like a rodent. As I was sleeping, I heard a large chipping sound.. startled, I woke up to peer down to my "buddy" digging at a colossus rate into the wall. I wanted to call for the guard who was clearly not paying attention, but I knew he had a rusty spoon. Enough to definitely kill me, especially after seeing his "masterpieces". Out of pure fear I lay there in ignorance, suddenly sirens and alarms were ringing from left and right, causing large quantities of sound around the area. Loud enough that even a deaf man would hear it. Worried out of my life I fell out of the bed and fell on top of my "pal" johnny. Non-the-less he was not very happy with me - he seemed kinda pissed actually - luckily for me, the guard came just in time. Asking what was going on. After seeing the tunnel, and the spoon in his hand, he was moved to a separate more secure cell. A cell to myself for the next 3 days. Well, I guess prison isn't that bad after all. So you're probably thinking, what kind of story was that, I typed that easily, a total breeze. My answer to you is that you don't realize that this test was not based on difficult words, or hard language, but rather on endurance and being able to sustain a stable rate throughout. I look forward to seeing the results tomorrow. Good luck to you all. Kidding, we aren't finished yet. You now have to type out my rambling on about the tests etc. So I started this as a way for people to get used to typing essays and those who want to increase typing speed, and hopefully this more practical typing is helping you. Lets be honest, the test a b c d e f g h i j k l.. etc isn't the most helpful test in the world, however it does build awareness to you about the location of the keys around the keyboard. I want to teach you all how to manipulate the keys to your advantage and use them to type custom text (usually your own) quickly and efficiently. I have found that typing school assignments (Yea, I'm just a low-life school kid) is much easier with a faster typing speed, and I highly urge you all to improve within your typing ability so that you can spend more time to yourself or editing the text. Anyhow, I'll see you all tomorrow in Typing test 4. As always, type Eggplant to finish. P.S. I'm sorry about the grammar error in the last one, I was in a rush! Eggplant.