The Rescue It was the 15th of November 420 B.C. , I woke up to the soft pitter patter of mountain dew on the window of my cabin. We were sailing to Sherbet island to rescue the legendary xxx_blazeitmichael_xxx who had been captured by the Illuminati. Michael got captured while he was on a mission to 360 noscope the leader of the Illuminati, Bill Gates. They had been keeping him in their headquarters, The MLG Pyramid. They demanded 666 billion doritos to be handed over in return for michael but we refused, instead we were going to storm their headquarters and take him back. As we got off our boat the heavy mountain dew rain had stopped and it was just drizzling now. The first stage of our journey was going through the Sonic land. I told the rest of my group that we 'gotta go fast' to reach the other side because we couldn't let the Illuminati realise that we had arrived. After we had gone through Sanic land we arrived at Shrek's Swamp. We started to run through but Shrek burst out and started chasing us, all of us got through except one of our crew members, he was called DEEZ NUTS, he got left behind as he was legally blind and could see barely. It started to get dark so we set up camp in the woods and had a dinner of MLG MLGmountain dew. We woke to the sound of MLG horns blaring across the island, someone had alerted the Illuminati of our presence. We were nearly at The MLG Pyramid, we only had one section left to clear before we got there, The Land Of Living Doritos. The doritos where to fast for me and my group to run away or run towards them unless they didn't know we were coming… we used the steep ground as cover as we ran through the fields of rustling doritos, these doritos weren't just living doritos, they were GIANT living doritos.