Teach me how to understand Christmas. Show me how to open a box. It hurts my little head when I'm lying in my bed with visions of sugarplum socks? (Is this a bit?) Teach me how to understand Christmas. Do I trim the tree or the deer? I can't keep it straight and now it's getting late. Where does the stocking go? Here? I can't see! What's a Christmas Eve? Is that Santa's lady? Are snowmen cold or hot? Won't you be my daddy? I'm a silly Christmas baby. Tell me what to deck, 'cause I forgot. (Annie) Ooh! Bwain hurt-y understand-y Cwistmas. Mistletoe for eat-y taste good? You smarty, me dumb. Help pwetty have fun. Boopy doopy doop boop sex.